They'll say something like, Man I love aquariums. but. we had one when we were kids and. it turned green. or the fish died. or my parents got tired of all the work. If it wasn't their family it was their friend or someone else they knew. And their aquarium was a nightmare. or expensive. or complicated. Know what I mean? Lots of folks think that's true. But it's not! What if it were easy? What if it wasn't expensive? What if you didn't have to be a rocket scientist? Would you want an aquarium then? Bet you would! Now, let me tell you a little more about myself. Frankly, I'm cheap. I'm lazy. and to tell the truth. I ain't that bright! (Doh!. I hope my wife isn't going to read this!) What I meant to say was. I hate wasting money. And if given a choice, I'd rather play with my kids. or go golfing. or do just about anything other than clean up after pets. And, while I'm not what you'd call stupid. NASA isn't exactly pounding on my door bugging me to help out with the space shuttle. But guess what. I've got a gorgeous aquarium in my home! Along the way I've learned a few things. actually, some very ingenius, almost unkown, insider secrets. you can use to create your own breathtaki...