I did everything I could to stay away from the computer with the hope that the Internet gods would look kindly upon me and convert my traffic into paying customers. I waited a week and then I couldn't hold off anymore. I had gotten nearly 10,000 hits to my site and not one sale. Something clearly had to be wrong. I tested my purchase button and it worked fine. I tested the rest of my links and everything seemed to be functioning properly. I retested everything in different browsers and again, everything was ok. For the life of me, I couldn't figure out why no one was buying anything. I had no choice but to ask a friend of mine who knew more about Internet marketing than I did to help me figure things out. I sent him a frantic email asking him to save my business. I got a response in a matter of minutes. The only thing contained in the email was the word "hahahahahaha". Confused, I called him. He proceeded to tell me exactly why no one was buying what I was selling. He said he did a quick glance at my site and saw that instead of the phrase "six maneuvers to score with social marketing", my keyword phrase was "sex maneuver...